Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa Singh while riding a cycle suddenly hit a girl!
The girl shouted: Ghanti nahi maar sakta tha!!!
Santa: Poori cycle to maar di ab ghanti alag se maroon??!!!

Santa calls Air India. ‘How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?’
‘Just a sec,’ says the customer service assistant.
‘Thank you.’ says Santa and hangs up.

Santa: “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”.
Banta: “Kamaal Hain, Ithe Vi Main Bol Raha Hoon!”

Santa : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. When Banta asked what he was doing…. He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

How do you recognize a Sardar in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board

Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chicks to begin with.
A month later he returned to the dealer for another hundred chicks because all of the first lot had died.
Another month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chicks, for the second lot had also died.
‘But I think I know where I’m going wrong,’ said Santa. ‘I think I’m planting them too deep.’

Santa to Shopkeeper: – Mujhe India Ka Flag Dikhao.
Shopkeeper ne Flag Dikhaya,
Santa: – Isme aur Colour Dikhao.

How did Panditji Kill a Lion?
Panditji thinks N thinks hard & comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let the lion eat me.
Hari Om!