Santa visits Chinese friend dying in hospital.
Man says CHIN YU YAN n dies.
Santa goes 2 china 2 find meaning of friends last words.
It is ‘U R STANDNG ON D OXGN TUBE!”

A Chinese pair accidentally had twins without getting married, Guess what they named them… Jo Hua, So Hua.

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Santa says… Drink quickly……
Wife asks why…
Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

Santa: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Banta: Y?
Santa: Got upper berth.
Banta: Y did’nt u try to Xchnge?
Santa: oye, there was nobody 2 Xchng in the lower berth..

Santa invested 2 Lakhs in a business and suffered huge Losses.
Do u know what the business was?
He opened a Saloon in Punjab!

Santa tells a girl “Come 2 my house at nite, nobody will b there………….
Girl goes at night & realy nobody was there

Santa was standing below a tube light with mouth wide open………WHY?
Because his doctor advised him “Today’s dinner should be light”.

Sardar and his family went for a party. He introduces himself -
I’m sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney

Professor Banta asked a plumber to come to his college.
U know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking

On a romantic date Santa’s girl friend asks him “Darling on our engagement, will you give me a ring?
He said “Ya, sure what’s your phone number?