» Santa Banta Sms Text Messages http://www.site4sms.com Tue, 03 Aug 2010 14:27:15 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 Santa found answer http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-found-answer-4404.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-found-answer-4404.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:02:59 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4404 Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first -
the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-found-answer-4404.html/feed 0 My dad was an extremely brave http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/my-dad-was-an-extremely-brave-4402.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/my-dad-was-an-extremely-brave-4402.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:02:45 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4402 Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/my-dad-was-an-extremely-brave-4402.html/feed 0 Banta sent sms to Santa http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-sent-sms-to-santa-4400.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-sent-sms-to-santa-4400.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:02:31 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4400 Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/banta-sent-sms-to-santa-4400.html/feed 0 What’s Ford http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/what%e2%80%99s-ford-4398.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/what%e2%80%99s-ford-4398.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:02:17 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4398 What’s Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What’s Oxford?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/what%e2%80%99s-ford-4398.html/feed 0 A Man asked Santa http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/a-man-asked-santa-4396.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/a-man-asked-santa-4396.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:02:03 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4396 Q: A Man asked Santa, “Akal badhi ya bhains? ”
A: Santa bola, “Pehle date of birth to batao.”

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/a-man-asked-santa-4396.html/feed 0 I’m a proud father http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/i%e2%80%99m-a-proud-father-4394.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/i%e2%80%99m-a-proud-father-4394.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:01:49 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4394 Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in m! edical college.
Banta: What’s he studying?”
Santa: He’s not studying, they are studying him!

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/i%e2%80%99m-a-proud-father-4394.html/feed 0 Name the 3 fastest means http://www.site4sms.com/funny-sms/name-the-3-fastest-means-4392.html http://www.site4sms.com/funny-sms/name-the-3-fastest-means-4392.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:01:26 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4392 Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/funny-sms/name-the-3-fastest-means-4392.html/feed 0 Santa & Banta got tired http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-banta-got-tired-4390.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-banta-got-tired-4390.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:01:01 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4390 Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. 1day a pigeon
reaches Banta without message. Angry Banta calls Santa!
Santa: Oye, this was a missed call

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-banta-got-tired-4390.html/feed 0 Santa standing on platform http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-standing-on-platform-4388.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-standing-on-platform-4388.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:00:48 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4388 Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u’ll die.
Santa: U’ll die bcoz haven’t u heard train is coming on platform?

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]]> http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/santa-standing-on-platform-4388.html/feed 0 How do you recognize Santa’s son http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/how-do-you-recognize-santa%e2%80%99s-son-4386.html http://www.site4sms.com/santa-banta-sms/how-do-you-recognize-santa%e2%80%99s-son-4386.html#comments Fri, 23 Jan 2009 18:00:30 +0000 admin http://www.site4sms.com/?p=4386 Q: How do you recognize Santa’s son, Pappu, in School?
A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

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