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She Is Hot!

She Is Hot! She Is Sweet! She Always Need A Lip 4 Kiss Whole World Mad 4 Her! Who! Who Is She? Do U Know? “Tea” Chai Piyo, Mast Jiyo………………………….


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full time masti non stop fun.

5 inch ka hai,
size normal hai,
mazboot hai,
ziyada mota bhi nahi,
2 ladkiyan dekh choki hain,
lena hai to bolo,
mera LG KG 195
full time masti non stop fun.


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Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady

Punjabi salesman bargaining wid lady
baji dopaty vichon sanu kuj ni labda, kameez vichon fair ve do lab jande ne, shalwar vich tay sanu paliyon pana painda aey.


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5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka

5 inch ki jaga 7 inch ka
pehle se mota or xtra lamba
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun or aram ki zamanat
master ka
molti foam


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Legs utha ke karo.

Legs utha ke karo. Tange feala ke karo. Ghuma ghuma ke karo. Aage peechey dono taraf karo. Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. *Ramdev ji ka yoga*


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Kuch larkiyan khare……..

Kuch larkiyan khare hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan bend hu kar dyti hein
Kuch larkiyan tu beht kar dyeti hein…
Jaroo


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A peach is a peach………….

A peach is a peach.a plum is a plum.a kiss aint a kiss unless its wid tongues.so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise


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Kuch log thodi der kart……….

Kuch log thodi der karte hain???.
Kuch log 2-3 dafa karte hain,
aur kuch saari raat karte rahate hain,
tab jaakar hota hai???.
unka???
Mobile Charge???!


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Pehlay gallay lagao

Pehlay gallay lagao 

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do

 

phir kiss karo

phir bistar pe litaao

phir neechay haath laga ke check karo

agar bachay ne susu ki hai to nappy badal do


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Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!

Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge!!
Bhatija: Thik Hai.
Chachi: Hum 10/- plate chaat bechenge.
Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k “10/- me chachi ki chaat lo”


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