The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that’s out always looks the best.

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.

Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.

Among politicians the esteem of religion is profitable; the principles of it are troublesome.

Don’t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.

Some men change their party for the sake of their principles;
others their principles for the sake of their party.

Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor
and campaign funds from the rich,
by promising to protect each from the other.

Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished
by being governed by those who are dumber.

In order to become the master, the politician poses as the servant.