Girl to another: Kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha. 2nd Girl: Tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roj ABBORTION karana padta…

Mother found a condom in daughter’s cupboard. She went straight to her n asked: What is this?
Girl: To aap kya chahti hain, main is umar mein Maa ban jaaun?

What’s a contraceptive pill?
It’s the second best thing that a woman can keep in her mouth to avoid pregnancy. Now
dont ask wats the first thing

aaj pink panther ki barsi hai,us k liya plz yeh sms kam se kam kisi 1 cartoon ko zaror send karen , main ne apna farz poora kar diay ,ab ap ki bari hay

i really deeply wish that u r here with me in my room.on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.

Monica Lewinsky turned 31. How time flies! It seems like yesteraday when she was crawling around the White House on her hands n knees puttin everything in her mouth!

What is the height of Flirting?
When your love letter starts with “TO WHOMSOEVER IT MAY CONCERN”.

Propose karne ka ek damjakkas style.. “kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..mar dale gi kya..??dil daina haiti dai de..rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??

A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend
& i can”t live widout my friend

He came at night,

explored my body,

got on top of me,

touched me,

he bit, sucked, swalowd,

when he was satisfyed,

he left,

i was hurt,

BLOODY… MOSQUITO !!!!