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Promises are like babies

Promises are like babies…
Fun to make but hell to deliver ;) :P


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Arguing with your Boss

Arguing with your Boss is Like Wrestling
With a Donkey in the Mud.
After some Time
You Will Realize that
You are Getting Dirty and the Donkey is Enjoying it..!


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Join these two sentences together

Teacher: Bobby! Join these two sentences together.

I was cycling to school. I saw a dead body.

Bobby: I saw a Dead Body Cycling to school. :-)


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How can u believe

How can u believe on the word ‘believe’,
when there is a lie in center ? ;)
- Think..


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New meaning of SMS

New meaning of SMS

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi
SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

They both have same initials.

SM=Sania Mirza
SM=Shoaib Malik


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Fact of Life

Fact of Life :-
If a girl cries,
there may be thousand reasons.
But if a boy cries,
there is only one reason:
“GIRL”


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Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai

Aapki kanjusi dil ko bha gai,
Hamain bhi apne balance ki qadar aagai,

Socha ab aapkomessage na karain,
Magar ye kambakht dosti hamain yaad aagai.


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Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

Life is spent in 3 stupid STAGES

TEEN AGE
Have Time & Energy Bt No Money

WORKING AGE
Hv Money & Energy Bt No Time

OLD AGE
Hv Time & Money Bt No Energy


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Why Pakistanis are easy to identify

Why Pakistanis are easy to identify..??
*Everything cooked in ginger garlic paste and onion.
*Re-use of gift wrappers.
*Always arive atleast an hour late to a party.
*All siblings have rhyming names.
*Talk for an hour at the gate when leave someone’s house.
*You live with your parents even when you are 40 years old.
*Sofas and carpets are covered with bedsheets.
*Cover everything with plastic even if its a remote control. :-D


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How can u believe

How can u believe on the word ‘believe’,
when there is a lie in center ? ;)
- Think..


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