Ghar se nikalti ho tum jab, pehen ke evening gown
Too many requests se, ho jaata hai server down

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

Are these your eyes, I found them between my brests!

At this moment i have a déjà vu and a loss of memory at the same time. I thin I have forgotten this before

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

Be friendly with your kids, they choose your home when you are old!

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelieveble sex tonight! If you break this chain, you’ll never have multiple orgasm again!

Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don’t care, me don’t cry, me just happy that a cow can’t fly!!

Braindetector activated, calibrating, now searching………still searching……get a good grip of your mobile….still searching…….no brains found.