Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was
wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane
kyon diya ?

Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 13th October
Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu ke pathe _ _ _ EVERY YEAR

A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister….

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Morning Voices:
UK: hi dear
USA: good morning
China: mehow
Japan: shanhow
Itly: manichi
India: namaste
France: sanchay

and in Pakistan; uth kunjra 12 waj gayne!!!

Question : Why do girls close
their eyes while kissing a guy?
Guess…
Guess
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.
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Answer : Yeh ladkiyan ladkon
ko kabhi khush nahi dekh sakti.

One boy went to meet his girlfriend
when he came back at home
mom asked
kahaan gaey they ?
boy:us se milney
mom: kis liye?
boy: haan bohat kiss liye

Twinkle twinkle lazy star,
kitna soyega uth ja yaar,
up above the world so high,
Sun has risen in the sky,
uth ke jaldi pele chai,
then call me and say hi…

Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar kar ke, Ghar ja raha tha ke achanak bijli, Chamki, Badal garje, Zor se barish shuru hoi, Aadmi bola lagta hai pahunch gai.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth