Ek kAna kIsI Larki k0 kEsay pUrp0se kRay gA?

Ek nAzr mE Bhi pYar h0ta hAi mAinay sUna hAi.

Now gIrL Replied..

“Muhbt Naam Hai Man kA

Shroo Ankho0n sE Hoti hAi,

Larka h0 aGr kAna,

Khtam Wahin Per h0ti hAi,

Ye tO Muhbt hAi

HaAN Ye hI Muhbt hAi”

Co-education k side effects.
Boy: Tum se bichre to ye ehsas hua,
Ye ishq na hum ko raas hua!
Mere dil ka satiyanas hua,
Hamara admision to ek sath hua,
Par gazab k tere sath hua,
Tu husn ki devi fail hui!
Mai dard ka mara pass hua!

GIRL:

Me class me tumko dekhti thi,
Din raat me tera sochti thi,
Kitab ko jab me uthati thi,
Teri yadon me kho jati thi,
Pr tujko na ehsas hua,
Ye gazab to mere sath hua,
Mai pyar ki pyasi fail hui,
Tu jhuta ashiq pas hua.

Phool Kharab Nahi Hota Makhia Kharab Karti Hai

Larka Kharab Nahi Hota Larkia Kharab Karti Hai

Larki: hamara husn dekh kr ye log machaltay hain.

ye larkay hamay dekh kr keechar me q phisaltay hain?

larka: ye maana k larkay tumhe dekh kr phisaltay hain. magar ye bhi sach ha!

k tumharay saal bhar k kharchay hum he say chaltay hain

Boy:Main tmy apna bana k choroga.
Girl: realy?
Boy: yes.

After marrid boy left her
with in week,
Grl: y u did?
Boy: jan mainy kha tha
tmy apna bna k choro ga.

If v treat her nice she says “yaar mujhe line de raha hai”:(
If v dont she says “kitna akarta hai”:(
If v dress nicely she says “mujhe impress karna chahta hai”:(
If v dont she says “tasteless hai yaar”:(
If v argue with her she says “ziddi hai”:(
If v sit quietly she says “dumb hai”:(
If v act smarter she’ll lose her brain as u r insulting her:(
If she acts smarter she thinks its her right:(
If v dont love her she says “is ka to pehle se hi 2,3 ladkiyon ka saath chakkar hai”:(
If v love her she says “peechhe hi pad gayaa hai”:(
If v break a promise she says “She does not trust u any more”:(
If she breaks she says ” Main majboor thi”:(
“ladkiyan re ladkiyan”
bechare boys itna sab seh k b chup chap rehte …!

Zindagi mai 1 larki itni pyari lagi

us k hath ki daal b hamen nihari lagi

jane kia jado tha uski personality mai k

married hone k bawajud hamen kunwari lagi.

Girl : Kash Me Agle Janam

Me Mein Chand Banu..

Boy : Aur Me Chand Pe

Chadhne Wala Pehla Admi.

Bus stop pe larki ko dekh k larka bola:

Tu to meri jan hai,

Tu mera iman hai,

Larki ne sandle utari tou larka bola:

Mein b Pakistan hun,

Tu b Pakistan hai!

A Girl Speaks To A Boy

GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please?..

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol

Ya JAAN Bol..