I’m currently away from my computer, trying to get Santa’s list of bad girls…

Out playing hide n seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he’z good!

I am stranded on toilet island

I’m being abducted by aliens. See you yesterday!

I’m riding the ponies outside WalMart. Be back when I run out of quarters

You dont have 2 b faster than the bear, u just have 2 b faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Sum timez I just sign on & off in rapid succession,
knowing dat computers around da world r producing da terrible sound of doorz slamming.

Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study…

Yu can falll 4rm da sky.
Yu can falll 4rm a treee.
But da optimum way to fall.
Is in love with meee.

Nature is calling and I’m answering