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I’m currently

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

I’m currently away from my computer, trying to get Santa’s list of bad girls…

Out playing

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Out playing hide n seek with Osama Bin Ladin. Damn he’z good!

toilet island

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

I am stranded on toilet island

I’m being

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

I’m being abducted by aliens. See you yesterday!

I’m riding

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

I’m riding the ponies outside WalMart. Be back when I run out of quarters

You dont have

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

You dont have 2 b faster than the bear, u just have 2 b faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Sum timez

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Sum timez I just sign on & off in rapid succession,
knowing dat computers around da world r producing da terrible sound of doorz slamming.

Some people call

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Some people call it a learning curve, I call it going in circles. Attempting to study…

Yu can falll

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Yu can falll 4rm da sky.
Yu can falll 4rm a treee.
But da optimum way to fall.
Is in love with meee.

Nature is

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Nature is calling and I’m answering