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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
What kind of work does a weak cat do?
A : Light mouse work.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Q : How do you identify a bald eagle?
A : All his feathers are combed over to one side.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
How do you circumcise a whale?
A : You need at least four skin divers.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Q : What goes, 99-thump, 99-thump, 99-thump &
A : A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Q : What do you get from a pampered cow?
A : Spoiled milk.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
What did the turkey say to the chicken?
Gobble gobble
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
When geese fly in a “V”, why is one side longer?
Because there are more geese on that side.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Why do hens lay eggs?
If they dropped them, they’d break.
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Saturday, October 17th, 2009
Which side of the chicken has he most feathers?
The outside.
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