Smooking reduces ur life by……
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Smooking reduces ur life by 5 mins.
Sex increases ur life by 10 min.
So the conclusion is that a fucking smoker never dies!.
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Bus driver k peache betha bacha ……
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Bus driver k peache betha bacha shor ker raha tha
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
Ager meri maa hathni or bap hathi hota to main chota hathi hota!
Ager meri maa cow or bap bull hota to main chota bull hota.
Is terhan janwaro k naam lieye,
Itne main Bus driver ghusse main bola,
ager teri maa randi or bap gandu hota to tuh kia hota?
Bacha: BUS DRIVER!!
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi thee……
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Kid:
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
“OH GOD, OH GOD”
Dady k room se prayer ki awazein aa rhi theen
Mom:
Prayer krna to achi bat hai
Kid:
dady to chup thay unki secrtry chila rhi thee
“OH GOD, OH GOD”
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Chachi - Hum chaat ki
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Chachi - Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge aur Rs.10 plate ke hisab se bechenge. Bhatija - Main board banwa dunga - “10 Rs. ME CHACHI KI CHAAT LO:..
Nahin Humara Naya……
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Wife: Mummay Dabata Hay,Tangen Uthata Hay,Jhatkay Lagata Hay,
BOLO BOLO BOLO KON?
HSBAND: KON MAIN?
Wife Nahin Humara Naya “NOKARR”
Na Ji Na……….
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Sardar First Night Ko Poori Taqatse Wife Ko Fuck Karne Ki Koshish Ki, Lekin Naakam Raha,
Phir Wife Se Bola : Bahut Tite Hai, Am I The First Gay ??
Wife : Na Ji Na, Others Remove My Panty First !!
Suhag raat thi k achanak……
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Suhag raat thi k achanak dulhe ki maa ne darwaza bajaya to dulhan bhaag kar parde k peche chup gaye dulha bola maa hai meri dulhan oho me samji chaapa par gaya
Faisla aap per hai….
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Rs 1450: baby food
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000
Rs 1000: doctor fee
Rs 950: medicine
Rs 800: toys
Rs 500: diapers
Rs 300:baby powder
total
Rs 5000
or
condom
Rs 5
faisla aap per hai
Dil Me Arman Tha Ki………
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Dil Me Arman Tha Ki Uski Salwar Ka Naala Kholenge,
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho
Uski Bra Ka Huk Kholege,
Uski Penti Ka Ilastik Khichenge,
Par Uski Bewafai To Dekho
“Nangi Hi Chali Aayi”
Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?
Sunday, December 7th, 2008Teacher: Why LOVE Is Better Then WAR?
Sardar: Madamji, Tusi Itna Bhi Nahi Jante,
Simple,B”cause
CONDOM Is Cheaper Then GUN !!!